Things have been kind of heavy around here lately, so I thought it was time for the second not-quite-annual Bend Business Roundup limerick edition. If you’re new to BBR and wondering just what this is all about, your guess is as good as mine.
One in eight jobs got the ax
Economy stopped in its tracks
Let’s make it worse
No profits disburse
Pay Corporate Activity Tax!
There once was a place named CHAZ
No cops allowed except as
Shooting must stop
They renamed it CHOP
Police they continue to razz
‘Twas a time vegan meant no critters
Were employed in making your fritters
Now “plant-based” it is
“Vegan’s” not good for biz
Hippies too are about all that glitters
Roundabouts cause much confusion
Midst of a Californian profusion
Baffled they are
Won’t move their car
Being late is a foregone conclusion
2020’s been quite a year
Pandemic, protests and fear
Just halfway through
There’s lots more to do
Prez election says, “hold my beer”
We’ll be back to normal prose programming next week.
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