Bend Business Roundup 6-26-20

Bend Business Roundup 6-26-20

Happy Friday,

Things have been kind of heavy around here lately, so I thought it was time for the second not-quite-annual Bend Business Roundup limerick edition. If you’re new to BBR and wondering just what this is all about, your guess is as good as mine.

One in eight jobs got the ax
Economy stopped in its tracks
Let’s make it worse
No profits disburse
Pay Corporate Activity Tax!

There once was a place named CHAZ
No cops allowed except as
Shooting must stop
They renamed it CHOP
Police they continue to razz

‘Twas a time vegan meant no critters
Were employed in making your fritters
Now “plant-based” it is
“Vegan’s” not good for biz
Hippies too are about all that glitters

Roundabouts cause much confusion
Midst of a Californian profusion
Baffled they are
Won’t move their car
Being late is a foregone conclusion

2020’s been quite a year
Pandemic, protests and fear
Just halfway through
There’s lots more to do
Prez election says, “hold my beer”

We’ll be back to normal prose programming next week.

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Have a great weekend!

Jeff Eager
Read past BBR emails.What I do:EagerLaw PC – A business and real property law firm in Bend, Oregon.

Insite LGA Corp. – A campaign consulting, strategic communications and local government monitoring firm.

Waste Alert – Local government monitoring for the solid waste and recycling industry.

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Jeff started EagerLaw PC to help Oregon entrepreneurs succeed in business. Jeff worked in Washington, D.C. for Oregon Congressman Greg Walden, served as Mayor of the City of Bend, and has been practicing law in Oregon for over a decade. Jeff believes strongly in entrepreneurship and enjoys making the legal side of business transparent and easy for his clients.


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